一只仓鼠跟一只老鼠一起趴在游泳池边晒太阳。突然，老鼠转过头来，问仓鼠：

“小子，人类怎么会把我当成四害，却拿你当宠物？人类怎么会花大钱只想得到你，却只想除掉我？人类怎么会觉得你就是超级小可爱，而把我当成讨厌的爬行动物？凭什么你就可以住在温暖的家里，而我却只能钻下水道？”

然后，仓鼠答到：

“这就是品牌，小子。”

A hamster and a rat were sitting on the side of a swimming pool. They were enjoying the sun. Suddenly the rat turned to the hamster and asked him:

- Dude, How come people consider me a noisance, and you a pet? How come people pay money to have you, while they are trying to kill me? How come you are considered a cute little animal, while I am considered creepy and disgusting? How come you live in a warm home, and I have to stay in the sewer?

So the hamster answered:

-It’s branding, dude.

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